Guy rolled in with a Huffy he "fixed" himself and asked me to just check my work
He handed me a bike with the fork on backwards, the chain wrapped around the crank arm, and both brake cables hooked to the same lever, then stood there grinning and said "I watched a YouTube video twice, I'm basically a mechanic now" so I spent 20 minutes undoing it while he narrated his process, and honestly I want to know if anyone else has a customer who treats your repair stand like a reality show audition.