PSA: Our quarterly audit weeks always see a surge in takeout orders, and it's forcing me to confront the nutritional gaps in our team's diet.

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Audit week turns my desk into a shrine to the late-night pepperoni pizza. My personal contribution is usually a sad pile of those powdered donut holes, which I’ll defend as a ‘fruit serving’ until the sugar crash hits around 3 PM.

oscar_fox7d ago

That 'fruit serving' defense is PEAK audit week logic from a meme I saw.

flores.jade4d ago

My buddy tried to claim a bag of skittles was a fruit serving during his audit week. It was straight out of @the_river's playbook with the donut holes. His manager was not buying it at all.